Tue
Jun
30
s: this’ll make you laugh
a: what, are you going to take your pants off?
s: yes.
s: that is what i am going to do. your lucky day.
a: it wouldn’t be a big deal. i’ve seen your penis before.
s: when?
a: julie showed me the sex tape
s: oh dear lord
a: don’t worry, everybody at the party was impressed
s: why the fuck would julie show you that
a: calm down i’m just joking
a: doesn’t julie have a boyfriend?
a: hello?
